DISQUS

Burning Hearts Revolution: http://mikalatos.blogspot.com/2007/09/fist-fights-cursing-and-assault-rifles.html

  • Ken · 2 years ago
    matt - this stuff only happens to you. I think god gifted you with this crazy life.

    but ... why the heck would you run TOWARDS shouting and cursing? And why didn't you at least get out there with your eye patch and your pet parrot?

    the most excitement i had this weekend was watching my school (umich) suffer the biggest upset in college football history. sigh.



  • Matt Mikalatos · 2 years ago
    Ken--

    I run towards shouting and cursing because I think that I can somehow fix the situation.

    If the cops hadn't come as quickly as they had, I would have had to lay the smack down on some people.

    signed,

    Matt "Don't Make Me Put You in The Lion Tamer" Mikalatos







  • Jesse Schlender · 2 years ago
    That...was...*AWESOME*!

    Seriously, I think one of these days you will get an honorary Ph.D. degree in "Wild Times in the 'Couv and beyond," from some prestigious institution. I'm glad nobody got gunned down, though..

    Maybe you should arm yourself! Just think, your very own semi-automatic assault rifle can be yours to wield. No more mister nice guy...we'll call you the Crusadinator.



  • David Dalrymple · 2 years ago
    hard to believe . . . but i guess i'll buy it

    ps i feel bad every time i bomb you in pirates because it shows your picture right before i hit the throw button. it's not so much you as your wife. i feel no remorse with you but i feel like im bombing krista.

  • Rebecca O · 2 years ago
    halfway thru I was actually thinking that you may have made it all up...

    But I believe you.

  • Adena · 2 years ago
    Aw...that reminds me of the good ol' days growing up in Montana. Not that Montana is a dangerous place, it's just that everyone has shotguns.
  • Matt · 2 years ago
    It's puzzling that you grabbed your keys before running out the door.
  • Carolyn · 2 years ago
    Suburban Vancouver is far too dangerous, obviously. Perhaps you should think about moving, maybe to another country. Perhaps you have one in mind.
  • Matt Mikalatos · 2 years ago
    Matt--

    Because it was late at night, I wanted to be sure I could get back into the house without waking anyone. So, you see, even in those moments of extreme danger I am thinking of the well-being and well-deserved rest of those who inhabit my house.