DISQUS

Burning Hearts Revolution: http://mikalatos.blogspot.com/2009/07/imaginary-jesus-tag-line-competition.html

  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    My first thought: "Imaginary Jesus: beyond the flannelboard."

    Janet O (you have my contact info)
  • Jessica Joy · 5 months ago
    i love it matt! i'm horrible at this stuff, but i thought i'd give it a try...

    Imaginary Jesus: Did thousands of people die for nothing?

    Imaginary Jesus: Pursuing the Truth

    Imaginary Jesus: Chasing a dream?

    Imaginary Jesus: Hoping it wasn't just my imagination

    Imaginary Jesus: Better than Unicorns, Leprachauns and Tooth Fairies
  • Mike Carr · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Come See Him for Yourself
    Imaginary Jesus: He Really Does Talk to Me
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Our link to hope and change

    Ron Nutting
  • James Morgan · 5 months ago
    (1) Jesus the friendly ghost.

    (2) Imagine the unimaginable; Jesus!

    (3) A love you can see but not feel.

    (4) you can not see; nor hear but you have decided to walk with him.

    (5) so powerful; but yet his love is softer than a baby's bottom.
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    In space no one can hear you scream.

    Bwahahahaahaaaa!
  • Chris Mendoza · 5 months ago
    "In space, Jesus saves screaming unicorns."

    "Knock, knock. It's Jesus."

    Okay. I need to work on my entries.
  • zaugger · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Because the real Jesus doesn't cater to my every whim.
    Imaginary Jesus: Because the real Jesus is just too....real.
    Imaginary Jesus: Because the real Jesus wants me to be happy.
  • whirlwind.jenn · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Better (tastier) than virgin Mary toast
  • shanti.mathew@uscm.org · 5 months ago
    I am going to have way to much fun with this game... here goes!


    Meeting a person I never knew.

    Leaving behind what I've been told and meeting the real Jesus.

    He's not just a hippie anymore.

    A modern-day odyssey to find the real Jesus.

    The day I realized I didn't know Jesus at all.

    He's bigger than he looks.

    Unlikely companions on a quest to find the living, breathing Christ.

    Do we really know him?

    Even the donkey knows more than I do.

    A chase that would change me forever.

    Now you see him; now you don't.

    No quest is complete without a talking donkey.

    Turns out I was wrong.

    A hilarious tale of meeting a Jesus who is physically absent yet relationally present.

    Would you recognize him if you saw him?

    Chasing a dream through the streets of Portland.

    How I found myself chasing a Jesus I didn't even know.

    Tracking the imposter.

    He's more real than you think.

    I couldn't make this stuff up.

    How Jesus got me out of the coffee shop.

    The tale of an unlikely band of heroes on a quest to discover the truth about history's most controversial man.

    Don't let him get away!

    And the quest to find the real Christ.

    The hilarious tale of learnining that everything I knew was wrong.

    An unlikely quest for the man behind the robe.

    The time I chased Jesus.

    Turns out he's not a space cowboy.

    How Jesus convinced me that I had it all wrong.

    Chasing the Christ. Hilarity ensued.




    Yup. That was too much fun. I'm supposed to be working on MPD...more ideas later.
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: or IS He?

    Jenny B, I work with you, you had better know how to reach me. :)
  • Sam · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Hot pursuit of the most popular man who never existed
  • shanti.mathew@uscm.org · 5 months ago
    Snap. I like Sam's.
  • Eben · 5 months ago
    It's just so bizarre, you might actually like it.

    Putting the fig back in figment.

    Wait, come to think of it, I may have just given you two entries...
  • Eben · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: The best part was watching him try to walk on water.
  • Kyle Collins · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: De-robing the Messiah
  • DW Peoples · 5 months ago
    I always thought He was imaginary, until I met Him.

    I thought He was imaginary, until I met Him.

    I thought He was imaginary, until I saw Him face to face.
  • Frank Tan · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: How Jesus became real

    Imaginary Jesus: will the real Savior stand up?
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: This book is gay, dont buy it!
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: 52 days of every year in a suit and tie for nothing? jaci_tuff@yahoo.com
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: He's the homey you always wanted.

    Imaginary Jesus: He's the friend you never knew you had.

    Imaginary Jesus: Rising from the ashes of a burning revolution and there's nothing they can do to stop him!
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  • SpamTrap · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: More Powerful Than The Guy Who Works At The Taco Stand
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Wait, you're not Jesus...

    Imaginary Jesus: Have you seen my friend Jesus?

    Imaginary Jesus: His blood and body are at every church, but he's nowhere to be found.

    Imaginary Jesus: What it really means to find Jesus

    Imaginary Jesus: Where be your Gods now?

    <br andypowers@mail.com">/>andypowers@mail.com
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus. When things get unreal, He's the one you turn to.
    <br gary@bigorangeq.com">/>gary@bigorangeq.com
  • Bartz · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesue: If you meet the messiah on the road/run, buy him coffee, then kill him!

    Imaginary Jesus: In a world were all you have is faith, manifestations cannot be tolerated

    Imaginary Jesus: Bethlehem? That's so last age!

    Imaginary Jesus: The tale of the coffee junkie Messiah

    Imaginary Jesus: This will get me Jerry Springer for sure!

    Imaginary Jesus: Where have all the false prophets gone?

    Imaginary Jesus: Wait! What were those lottery numbers again?

    Imaginary Jesus: There's no profit in being a Prophet

    Imaginary Jesus: Can I see some ID?

    Imaginary Jesus: For God was so pissed at the world, he sent his ill-begotten clone

    Imaginary Jesus: For one night only! Live in the Theater of the mind, the subconcious ideal of the Messiah!

    Imaginary Jesus: It's not the second coming, but I sure had Revelations

    Imaginary Jesus: Unanswered Prayers meets Unwanted Quests

    Imaginary Jesus: If I was Left Behind why are you here?

    Imaginary Jesus: This is only a test. Had ths been an actual Rapture...it'd be too late

    Goodness Gravies. Please forgive my silly ones as I had to work them out of my system and I thought they might inspire what you ultimately use. There are a few I actually like in here. Can you tell I am angling for a free copy of the book?

    Bartz<br wattsman00@yahoo.com">/>wattsman00@yahoo.com
  • Jake20001@aol.com · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: You thought that was a monster under your bed?
  • Mary Yajko · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: chasing a holy imposter down the road to salvation

    Imaginary Jesus: chasing a holy pretender down the road to salvation
  • K · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Humping the Leg of Consciousness
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  • Matt · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Just when you thought you had Him all figured out

    Imaginary Jesus: Tastes like chicken

    Imaginary Jesus: Kind of like Clifford the big red dog

    Imaginary Jesus: Why worship something we've created?

    Imaginary Jesus: Matt Mikalatos is the coolest.
  • Dean Christensen · 5 months ago
    Here's a marketing ploy for ya... have 10 (or so) different tag lines (one for each imaginary Jesus). Then you can encourage people to buy multiple copies of your book. Collect 'em All!

    Imaginary Jesus: A Magical Mystic's Tour

    (hey MJ's dead, who owns Beatle's copyrights now?)
  • Christopher Dennis · 5 months ago
    Piggy backing off of Dean Christensen's comment for a cheap shot at the win,

    Imaginary Jesus: COLLECT THEM ALL!!!
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Who knew finding Christ could be so hard?

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  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Real Fiction
    Imaginary Jesus:Beyond Imagination
    Imaginary Jesus: God Figure (d is printed in Grey)
    Imaginary Jesus: A Search for the Genuine Superstar
    Imaginary Jesus: Will He rise again?

    EMail: misokool@gmail.com
  • DaveShack · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: The Clone Wars

    Imaginary Jesus: More Flavor than Savior?

    Imaginary Jesus: Just not awesome enough

    Imaginary Jesus: Beyond the blue rayon robe

    Imaginary Jesus: The Trouble with Tribbles

    Imaginary Jesus: Divorcing the Straw Man and finding the Prince
  • Dree · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Because Real Saviors Don't Drink Lattes!

    -Dree
    <br dree@tenkone.com">/>dree@tenkone.com
  • Kaitlyn Gutierrez · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: God was on a coffee Break

    Imaginary Jesus: More real that the Virgin Mary Toast!

    Imaginary Jesus: Yoda was right!

    Imaginary Jesus: Knee high to a grass hopper

    Imaginary Jesus: Because Imaginary Gandhi was already taken

    Imaginary Jesus: Killed the radio star

    Imaginary Jesus: Better than Pulp Fiction

    Imaginary Jesus: Knows what you did last summer

    Imaginary Jesus: Supreme overlord and ruler. Yea, suck it.

    Imaginary Jesus: Lovin you since the beginnin' of time!

    Imaginary Jesus: Doesn't love the stoners

    Imaginary Jesus: Because imaginary friends are for the unstable adults too!

    Imaginary Jesus: "Look! I made a table!"...carpenter...

    Imaginary Jesus: So adjective he verbs nouns

    Imaginary Jesus: Brought to you by Myspace and YouTube! World leaders in sucking out your brains!
  • Matt · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Conterfeit Faith
    Imaginary Jesus: Genuine Faith
    Imaginary Jesus: The Authoritative Guide
    Imaginary Jesus: Clandestine Messiah
    Imaginary Jesus: The Messiah Scandal
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Pseudolord or pseudonym
    Tiana <br tnweaver@yahoo.com">/>tnweaver@yahoo.com
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Kaityn has some great ones, but here are a few more:

    Imaginary Jesus: Exercising the right to Exorcise
    Imaginary Jesus: Was he under the sofa the whole time?
    Imaginary Jesus:He's everywhere
    Imaginary Jesus: Slippery when wet (I don't know where that came from)
    Imaginary Jesus: How much caffeine did I really drink?
    Imaginary Jesus: Now that I found Him, what do I do?
    Imaginary Jesus: Someone has to save the world
    Imaginary Jesus: A tale of Love, God, and Literary License
    Imaginary Jesus: If God is an Imposter, who will save us?
    Imaginary Jesus: What if on the seventh day God blacked out?

    This was fun! The book sounds fun.

    Bebe<br MadameB126@yahoo.com">/>MadameB126@yahoo.com
  • jaton · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: The Imperfect Truth

    Imaginary Jesus: Truth, Lies, and Gray Matter

    Imaginary Jesus: Lies and Revelations

    Imaginary Jesus: Lifting the Scales (as in Saul/Paul)

    Imaginary Jesus: Truth Is Not(italicized) Relative

    Imaginary Jesus: Seeking Truth and Abandoning Intellect

    Imaginary Jesus: The Relationship Revealed

    Imaginary Jesus: The Way Home

    Imaginary Jesus: Finding a Father in a Fallen World

    Imaginary Jesus: Dismantling the "Truth"
    (As in Separation from Christ/God)

    Imaginary Jesus: Revealing the Lies in Truth

    Imaginary Jesus: Redeemer Revealed

    Imaginary Jesus: Desperately Seeking The Savior

    Imaginary Jesus: The Truth about Blind Faith, Becoming a Child, and Matt's Other Miraculous Adventures

    Imaginary Jesus: Sayonara Status Quo

    And, for the record... I really like the flannel board one just before mine also. =)

    Contact Info: My name is Jaton L.
  • jaton · 5 months ago
    oh. the flannel board one is the first one posted. for some reason i thought that the last posted was at the top... not the first posted. apologies. but, i do like it. =)

    Good luck in your adventure. I will keep you and your cause in prayer.
  • sarahkay1 · 5 months ago
    ...they seek Him here, they seek Him there
    ...why imagine Him? Just believe.
    ...maybe dreams can come true.
    ...more than just a shadow
    ...can you see Him 'cos he can see you
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Jose needs a playmate

    Imaginary Jesus: Real Wars

    Imaginary Jesus: Mohammad Mirage

    Imaginary Jesus: Sex Toys by Mary
  • Danusunt · 5 months ago
    The Real Jesus: The Goly Hoax
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    From ctm:
    Imaginary Jesus: Real Jesuses Don't Run

    Imaginary Jesus: One more makes a trinity

    Imaginary Jesus: What the Chr!st is going on?

    Imaginary Jesus: Three days dead and counting

    Imaginary Jesus: Born in the USA

    Imaginary Jesus: As real as it gets

    Imaginary Jesus: When only the best will do

    Imaginary Jesus: Because the real guy is on his lunch break

    Imaginary Jesus: Or real, whichever you prefer

    Imaginary Jesus: They don't make 'em like they used to
  • Greg · 5 months ago
    Seeing as you don't say what the book is about, creating a tag line is difficult. But here goes...

    Imaginary Jesus: You mean he wasn't imaginary to start with?

    If you want to find Jesus, he's hiding under your bed... waiting for you to fall asleep... and then he's going to crawl out... Booga! Booga!

    Imaginary Jesus: This time it's personal.

    Before I sleep, this I pray, Jesus please just stay away.

    With Imaginary Jesus turning tap water into sweet, sweet wine, you'll never say "beer run" again.
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Is it all in my head?

    Imaginary Jesus: Lifting the veil of faith

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  • koleac@yahoo.com · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Now you see him... Now you don't...
  • Hillary · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Who Says You Have to Outgrow Your Invisible Friends?
  • Zack · 5 months ago
    A. Jesus that scared the Bejesus out of me
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Oly $19.99! And if You Order in The Next Ten Minutes We'll Include Imitation Satan as Our Free Gift To You!
  • J.C. Moses · 5 months ago
    What is the book even about? What is your direction with it? For instance, if its a reference book looking for evidence of Christ's existence, go with something like:

    Imaginary Jesus: In Pursuit of the God Who Wasn't There.

    Or if it's more like a satire or comedic thing:

    Imaginary Jesus: How a Jewish security blanket changed the world.

    It's hard since I know nothing about the book, much less have read any of it, but hopefully you can get something from the suggestions.

    Imaginary Jesus: A Closer Look Into The Life That Was Never Lived
  • Craig Duckett · 5 months ago
    Imaginary Jesus: Santa Claus for Adults

    --Craig Duckett<br craigd@control-z.com">/>craigd@control-z.com
  • Unsolicited Ideas · 5 months ago
    Jesus is the Reasoning for the Seasoning.